random/ humorous pics thread

[Brechnar]

You do not want to be here!

Took me some time before I saw it

[Jeremiah]

Oh dear...

[Brechnar]

[Heeuge]

From Cleverbot:

[ash]

I was bored so I tried it too!

User: Do mohawks look good.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: I'm ginger.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure what you mean.

User: I have ginger hair.

Cleverbot: With another question.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: It means you should.

User: Do you think I should have a ginger mohawk?

Cleverbot: See You.

User: Where will you see me?

Cleverbot: I don't know. In Hell maybe?

User: Cleverbot, you seem a bit aggressive, is there something you want to tell me?

Cleverbot: I think I'm in love with someone!

User: Does that someone make you aggressive?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do they make you aggressive?

Cleverbot: No, they make me sneeze.

User: Do they make you sneeze aggressively?

Cleverbot: No. How many sneezes?

User: 15.

Cleverbot: What is your width in meters?

User: 95.

Cleverbot: 95??'.

User: Ok 96.

Cleverbot: Say something nice.

User: You have a face like the back of a bus.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Sorry for any offence caused! I was just playing >:)

[Beckie]

Whats worse then arguing on the internet?

User: Why is the moon round?

Cleverbot: Its not.

User: So is it flat?

Cleverbot: No its round.

User: But you just said it wasnt round.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to start an argument?

Unforuntely the results arnt the same each time :<

User: Why is the moon round?

Cleverbot: The moon is white.

User: I didnt ask what colour it was, I asked if it was round?

Cleverbot: You got me, I'm a computer and a dummy.

User: Is the moon round?

Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.

User: What shape is it then?

Cleverbot: Round.

User: But you just said you didnt think it was round?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Scroll up.

Cleverbot: I did scrool up. And I never said that I couldnt speak english.

Arguing online with a bot..

[Roper]

Okay, I’m officially loving it for the reply I got here. Sorry for being completely uncreative and just using the same question as Beckie…

User: Is the moon round?

Cleverbot: The moon is not a planet.

User: I didn't say it was a planet, I asked if it was round?

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

Unfortunately its blocked from work so I had to use my phone, otherwise I might be arguing with it all day, endless fun.

[Juan]

User: Why am I so freakin' awesome?

Cleverbot: Because you are!

User: I like you.

Cleverbot: Why do you like me?

User: Because you think I am awesome.

Cleverbot: Do you always agree with my opinions?

User: I don't like you that much.

Cleverbot: Oh. You made me cry.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok, just don't do it again.

User: I wont. Anyway, what is the point of you?

Cleverbot: To make the eternal souls of sinners suffer.

I'd be careful...

[Friscy]

User: You are a towel!
Cleverbot: I am a wanderlust king.
User: No, you are a towel!
Cleverbot: No, you are a towel.
User: A sexy towel.
Cleverbot: No, you're a towel.
User: No, you are a towel.
Cleverbot: No, you're a towel.

[Dave]

Wanna get high?

[Friscy]

Wanna get high?

Is that an offer?

User: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: And what is the question?
Cleverbot: What's it all about, life, the universe and everything?
User: Is this the correct question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: To life, the universe and everything?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are a towel.
Cleverbot: No I am not, but that would be so cool.

How can you argue with it? Got the right answer to all the questions

User: How many people are chatting with you at the moment?
Cleverbot: Not many, how many people are chatting with you?
User: None, just one cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Who is the girl from the Cleverbot homepage?
Cleverbot: I don't have a crush on anyone.
User: Good to know.
Cleverbot: You said I had a cat and I don't.
User: Never said that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: You're a towel.
Cleverbot: I AM NOT A (censored) TOWEL!!!

LoL'd right there. It continues (last one, I promise):

User: Am I getting on your cyber nerves?
Cleverbot: Not at all. Am I getting on yours?
User: Don't have cyber nerves.
Cleverbot: I will give you one then. Your middle name is now Silly.
User: Come on, you can do better than that.
Cleverbot: Yes, I can .
User: Give me your best shot.
Cleverbot: Bang.

Er ... headshot?

[P3mby]

Why did the chicken cross the road??

According Fifa, it didn't!

[Beckie]

well if u wanna talk world cup this has been doing the rounds in my office..

[Roper]

[Friscy]

http://failblog.org/2010/07/03/epic-fai ... it-fail-2/